MY FUTURE WIFE CAN EXPECT THIS.
(via soloasianxx)
THESE RHYMES ARE TOO GREAT.
What if mother nature aborted the sky
When would we shoot our fireworks on the fourth of July?
We can’t afford to live, so abortions rise
Can’t afford the truth, so we told to lie
Can’t afford a funeral, ‘cause the costs is high
God damn, we can’t even afford to die!
Every real artist need a real label to sign them
Just like every good man need a good woman behind them
It ain’t about havin’ the baddest chick on the streets
I respect the dude Nas ‘cause he married Kelis, but still
If you ain’t ready, just wanna be my fiancé
Than we could do it like Jay Z and Beyonce
Pardon my language, if you a real bitch
Than we could do it like Jada and Will Smith
Coincidence, where we come in to spin it at
We in tha same place that we first got rich at
They only gonna give us what they know they will get back
So when you get money, don’t you ever forget that
But if you buyin’ a house, I’ll be your land lord
I’ll finance you a car, that’s if you can’t afford
I’ll own the jails, the banks, and all the property
Here’s a million, come on big shot, let’s play Monopoly
oh my god
no WAY that made me cry omg so cute
I’m sitting here, tears in my eyes, big ass smile on my face. wtf, tumblr, you’ve made me bipolar
Imagine She Said NO.
lmao!
The Hip Hop Version Of This Would Be:
Jagged Edge- Let’s Get Married (Remix)
(Source: thedailywhat)
NOTHING MAKE A MAN FEEL BETTER THAN…A WOMAN.
I’LL BE YOUR NOAH. YOU BE MY WIZ.
You know how they say if you
want to see what your
potential wifey
might end up like
in the future,
peep out her moms?
That
shit right there should be a law